this is my eldest brother, francis.

he's also the coolest one, which is why my parents sent him to military academy. well, that, and the fact that he blew up a car. i don't see what the big deal is. it wasn't even our car.

"military academy couldn't be better. my new roommate showed me how to kill mice with a hammer yesterday. i really think i'm starting to turn around." how cool does that sound?

he's got a real eye for the ladies. he ran away from school just so he could see this girl beebee. he hid at the bottom of the garden, and i had to tell dewey he was a sasquatch. and then he fell in love with jody on my school picnic. it didn't last.