this is me. i'm normal. apart from the genius bit.

i'm malcolm, and i'm so smart i'm in a special class. the krelboyne class sucks. it's full of weirdoes and geeks and me. they make us do square dancing displays. i think it's just so the other kids can throw stuff at us.

my family don't really understand that i'm clever. mum thinks it's cute, and reese thinks it's a good excuse to hit me. they never bother to remember phone numbers now, because they know i can do it for them.

i miss francis now he's off at military school. he's always on the end of the phone when i need advice, but only if i get the pin code first. dad isn't too happy about our phone bills now.