"and then i drew a robot, francis, but my crayon broke, and then i had a popsicle. i mean i had twelve popsicles. you like popsicles, Francis?"
"cats ate her face."
"and then theres a big explosion and lots of bubbles, thats where babies come from."
"is malcom a robot? "
"i hate my brothers. i only like me. i hate my brothers. i only like me."
"i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want! i want!
"the monster! it tried to suck my brain out! "
"and then the monster started growling at me, so i threw rocks at him, and i killed him. and then he started flying around on rocket boots, and i got to ride inside his head and now the monsters my friend. and we, and we went to get slurpees "
"his name is egg. i named him."
"i don't take my legs for granted." - dewey
"i know honey, you're a good boy. stop playing with yourself." - lois
"hey, what am i thinking right now?" -reese
"i'm smart, i'm not a psychic." -malcolm
"can you understand what dogs are saying?" -dewey
"no." -malcolm
"i can." -dewey
malcolm: "what do you do if he catches you?"
dewey: "roll in a ball"
malcolm: what do you do if he starts kicking you?
dewey: "stay in a ball."
"how much does my head weigh?"